1. Donkey penis head in outer space on fire
2. Everyone in Memphis is an asshole
3. Picklin' 2-Headed Babies pulled from gramma's cunt
4. Conjuring the Black Pestilence of the Unholy Legions of the Goat of Ultimo Sodomy
5. Stealing Beer from Epoch of Unlight
6. Seth Putnam is a cripple
7. Your Band has Promo Photos
8. Metalcore Christmas (Waiting for the Breakdown)
9. Mass Obliteration (Genocide part III)
10. Re-address the Problem (Napalm Death cover)
11. Cum On Everybody
12. Voluntary Human Extinction
13. Lowlife
14. Covered in Peepee and Doo Doo 15. Surprise Sex
16. We Wrote this Song at Karl's House
17. The Rogue... Warrior- Richard Marcinko
18. Waiting for the Bacon
19. Killer Condom add the album's lyrics